Make Me Laugh Monday!

For the women out there...this is great, and long awaited!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
 
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.)  Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition"
 
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.  The man replied,  "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said....
 

"Clean my house."

(YOU GO, GIRL!)

And for the men out there....this is for the women too...hahahaha!

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.   The woman says, "So, you're a man.  That's interesting. I'm a woman.  Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!"   But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.   My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.   Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.



The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies,  "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."



MORAL OF THE STORY :



Women are clever, evil bitches.  Don't mess with us.


 Now....of course....for some great pics! 
If you are easily offended...please don't look.

Comments

[mommypie]

Those are awesome - love it!

[bananas]

Great funnies. Thanks for the laughs!

[Burgh Baby's Mom]

The t-shirts are killing me, especially the last one. Love it!

[Erin]

Those pictures are priceless!