I figure, Alanis Morissette, didn't quite hit the nail on the head. So, I decided to help out a bit.
Play this and sing along....it's much better that way!
An old Mom, turned ninety-eight
The kids left home, came back with eight
It's like a child's turd, in your new Burberry.
I gotta go, two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think
(chorus)
Its like puke, on your new comforter
Its a potty training son, and a broken washer
Its the toddler sleeping in, on a work day
Who would've thought ... it figures
Mom, I need it now, can you get it for me?
The store is now closed, the one we just left
What do I look like, your damn chauffeur
And as she turned around, they said,
"Just go back!"
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think
(chorus)
Its like puke, on your new comforter
Its a potty training son, and a broken washer
Its the toddler sleeping in, on a work day
Who would've thought ... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think the laundry's done, another pile appears
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everyones well, then the youngest blows chunks
in your face
It's a screaming kid, in a quiet church
You giggle to yourself, then find its yours
It's like ten thousand wipes when all you need is a diaper
It's running into your ex-boyfriend
In Mommy jeans and a snotty t-shirt
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic... hell yeah I really do think...
(chorus)
Its like puke, on your new comforter
Its a potty training son, and a broken washer
Its the toddler sleeping in, on a work day
Who would've thought ... it figures
Life has a funny way of screwing you over
Hubby has a funny, funny way of helping, not
I give up.
I used your instructions for making a reversible jumper and they were great.I agree with your opinions on men and how they more clean cut.
People usually talk about gender when they discuss the metero male, but I like how you link it with a historical context to class and divisions between men.
Posted by: Christian Louboutin Outlet | 13 September 2011 at 08:26 PM
OMG That was awesome!!!!! You gotta find someone to sing that and record it.
Posted by: Chris | 15 March 2009 at 03:24 PM
That is too funny I think that every mother can relate.
Posted by: Heidi | 12 March 2009 at 08:19 PM
LOL "it's like 10,00 wipes when all you need is a diaper" - CLASSIC.
very creative- I loved it!
Posted by: Happy Hour Sue | 11 March 2009 at 05:23 PM
It's like a toddler sleeping in on a work day....
So it's not just me then?
Hubby not helping again....
So it's not just me then?
It's so nice not to feel alone. :-)
Posted by: Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings | 11 March 2009 at 11:03 AM