Warning: If you feel that potty talk is TMI, you may want to skip this one!

So you decided to stay.  Good for you!

We all know by now that Stink is all boy.  And with boy comes, well, boy in the bathroom.  Which is nothing to sneeze at considering the fact that I wash the shower curtain every other day due to potty mishaps.  Or just bad aim, take you pick. 

Let's take tonight for instance. 

The kids had finished with dinner, and the Hubs and I were nonchalantly chatting over our meals.  Something that rarely happens in Casa de Stink. 
Just as we were getting past the formalities, such as 'how was your day, good how was yours',  Chachi runs screaming down the hallway.

"He peed on my hand!  And my sock!" as she zooms past us while hopping on one foot trying to get the offending article of clothing off her body. 
"How?" we yelled as Dave jumped up from his chair and sprinted to the bathroom. 

Apparently, Stink hasn't mastered the art of peeing sitting down....while.....lets just say.....performing number two. 
But we still can't figure out why Chachi was standing in front of him.  Or in the bathroom with him at all for that matter. 

Moving on. 

About an hour later, Dave is in the bathroom.  Minding his own business.  Probably staring at himself in the mirror wondering why all the women of the world don't swoon over him, as he relieves himself. 
When,suddenly, the door flings open and Stink hip-checks him with his pants down declaring he too needed to go. 
At the same time. 

Ugh.  *throwing hands in the air while frantically waving the white flag admitting defeat*

TMI?

Comments

[Chris]

This is why I taught my boys to just pee in the bathtub. They very rarely miss.

LOL I'm kidding. Boys are gross!

[debbie]

Oh girlfriend. I am afraid you have a long road ahead with that one:)

[Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings]

I haven't yet started this process with Jonathan. I mean, I've tried, but he really has no interest. Still, if exciting stories like this are what I have to look forward to then I might drag my feet a little longer.

Yeah, no TMI here. I have a poop story on my blog today. Not totally gross, but a poop story nonetheless.

[lora]

ha! Jake NEVER peed on me ever as a baby, but he just can't get it right when he is sitting down, especially while pooping. It goes EVERYWHERE!!
I totally feel for you on this one