Kid-isms

I love this topic.  Kids say the darnedest things.  *remember that tv show?*

So here are a couple doozies we heard around here lately......

Scene:  Dinner time.  For once, everyone is eating quietly.  Even Stink, which is a feat in itself.

Suddenly, Chachi pipes up....

"Daddy?"
"Yes, Chachi?" he answered. 
"I want you to start saving your money for a horse." 
I drop my fork and cover my mouth to stifle a laugh.
"Huh." he said quietly as he turned towards her, "Have you ever thought about getting a job?" 

Scene:  We were at a friends' house who happen to have a VERY large Great Dane. 

"Excuse me, Tina?" Chachi said as she turned away from the dog, "Can I have two leashes?"
"Oh, honey." she answered, "I'm afraid you won't be able to walk him."
It was then that I saw the look on Chachi's face. 
"No, Tina." I whispered, "I'm afraid she wants to RIDE him."
"Oh.  Um.  Okay.  You do know he's a dog, right?" 

Scene:  Stink falls off the kitchen chair.  He is wailing on the floor.

"Let me see, Stink." I said as I ran to pick him up, "Where does it hurt?"
"My arm!  My arm!" he cries. 
"Where?  Here?" I ask as I lift him up and inspect his arm.
He whines rubbing his tear filled eyes.
Just as I am getting a good look he suddenly screams ........

"Ah hah!"

That little booger was faking me out! 

Comments

[Mrs. Nurse Boy]

Funny stuff! I just can't imagine my life without kids...they seem to make me laugh AND grit my teeth daily. Keeps me humble!

:0)

Mrs. Nurse Boy

[Lisa]

Kids are hilarious, that is for sure. Jonathan did that whole falling on the floor over his feet thing and when I ran to check on him he started to "cry" and then quickly reversed and grinned at me. Little stinker!

[staciesmadness]

lol!

[Cathy]

Thanks for stopping by.. My son got his first quad (battery powered) when he was one. He had a real quad when he was 3.. I wish he would have started his racing before now he appears to be a little behind/less aggresive.. It's a lot of fun. If you search my labels for D..I have pics of him on his first real one.

Hope to see ya again.